- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

human centipede

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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