What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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There were three blondes hanging off a freezing cold helicopter. A burnette, a red head, and a blonde. The redhead's hands were getting cold so she let go so she could blow on them to keep them warm. She fell off the helicopter and down the cliff. A little later, the burnette did the same thing, i mean their hands were cold. But the blode then said " guys, your doing it wrong. You have to do it like this." She blew one hand at a time, " not like this: she showed them how they did it and fell off too.

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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