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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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