- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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