- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Your're racist.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

roses are red poo is poo

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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