- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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