Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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Anti Joke

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