- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Dwight Howard

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Poker? I barely even know her.

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