- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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