- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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