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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

Kevin and Ramin

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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