- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

What's big and purple? Barney

A man died.

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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