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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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