- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??