- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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