- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What? Huh?

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Your're racist.

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