What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

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once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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