Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

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