- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

knock knock!? . . No.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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