- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

What is 9+10? 19

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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