- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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