Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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What do you do at a club? You club.

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2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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