A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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