A house comes around the corner.

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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Justin with a hat.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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A fat guy!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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