- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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