- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

angelo snyder is not ga

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

knock knock come in !

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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