- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Religion.

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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