An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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guess what what ...

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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