- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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