- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

steven hawking walks into a bar

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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