What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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