- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Justin Bieber

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

Matthew Wyckoff

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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