What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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