Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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