What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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