- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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