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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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