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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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