- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Your're racist.

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

What? Huh?

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

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