- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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