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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Sir, your wife is dead

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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