What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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