- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

black chicken. kfc

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Nobody cares maddie!

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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