whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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