- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Your're racist.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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