- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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