- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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