A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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Albino African Americans

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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