- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Nobody cares maddie!

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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