- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Ehh

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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