Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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