Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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anti jokes are really funny

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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