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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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