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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What's long and black The unemployment line

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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