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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

roses are red poo is poo

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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