- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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