- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Nobody cares maddie!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Your're racist.

What? Huh?

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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