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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

the sky is green no it is not

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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