your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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Anti Joke

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