shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Cheese

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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