- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

WNBA

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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