What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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penis

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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