- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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